Kurgan

ying yang

2009-10-09T18:31:55Z

so yesterday was a good day, went got Regina hung out watched bad movies, kinda gamed, slept woke up drove her home. then the suck happened, got home to find out my check didn't show up. now i set my finances to hit zero today just when my check would show up. it did my part but it failed to do it's part now i'm stranded with places to be....

Zombieland

2009-10-03T15:37:12Z

ok so spent almost 5 hours in the car yesterday but it was all worth it. went to see Zombieland last night all made up as a zombie. the event dwindled for the 12-16 people we had maybes from to 9 people in zombie gear and 1 lone survivor. after that 2 went home 3 went to a party and 5 of us went to chili's for dinner. the server knew we were coming but she forgot to tell anyone else so needless to say the hostess was kinda flipped out when zombies walked in to be seated. The movie was really good but slow in a few parts. so the fun filled zombies of doom are as follows
my brother John, my brother Chris and his girlfriend Nicole,my friend Chris and his girlfriend Kalinda, Sam, me, Regina(who was also the makeup artist), and we met Sandy and survivor Collin at the movie. all in all it was a damn good night.

new plan

2009-09-22T16:47:32Z

ok new plan. anyone know where i can sell a kidney? and does it have to be mine?

kurgan_lyonesse @ 2009-09-22T08:26:00

2009-09-22T12:26:35Z

Well fuck me!!!!

kurgan_lyonesse @ 2009-08-20T13:12:00

2009-08-20T17:17:33Z

ok so having lost enough weight to need to buy new dress shirts is a plus but needing it for tomorrow is not. i'm almost at my summer goal of 250. now to shop on my way to the show. and good nite.

wow

2009-08-16T14:18:32Z

ok so i realize that a lot of this is water weight but really 8lbs in a day? holy shit! moving a 5th floor walk up in 97 degree heat does have it's plus sides. now to try and eat, due to the last adjustment i'm not eating "right" yet. i have to relearn which foods are ok and which aren't. it seems dry meat is out so now reheating and no microwaving any more.

surgery

2009-05-07T20:55:31Z

Alright everyone (this is chris joeys brother) the surgery went well. in recovery right now. should be home 2mro sometime after 6pm. so if you want to call and c how things are going it would be welcome thanks.

wow

2009-04-27T18:41:08Z

this weekend was...amazing, tiring, sexy and just too much to explain. the drives were long but the shows were more than worth it. the numbers looked amazing and good fun was had by all. the trip counter says i drove 825 mile round trip and it feels it. i want to thank the ladies and gentlemen of The White Elephant Burlesque Society again for allowing me to help and play with them. it's too much fun for words and i love you all. can't wait to do it again. now off to work for another 12 hour day.

work

2009-04-01T08:25:22Z

ok so for the second day in a row i'm home 4 hours early. lack of work. now i was also informed that i'm being moved not only moved in department also in shift. i will be working a 12 hour shift 3 days a week one week and 4 the next. my 4 day week sat and sun are 2 of my days. this will screw me pretty much all the way around. so needless to say i'm fighting it so don't count me out yet.

fuck

2009-03-21T03:26:57Z

got dad home today so needless to say he's back in the hospital with congestive heart failure

oops

2009-03-05T14:13:56Z

in all the w.e.b.s. happy goodness i forgot to get my calender and to get it signed. flarg!

well

2009-03-03T14:21:30Z

so i guess it's good to know that when the cold anger that makes me want to kill my co-workers rears it's ugly head auditory hallucinations can be used to "talk" me down. special thanks to Noah, Mike, Sam and Anne for the use of your voices by my psyche to stop preemptively the bloodshed.

it's here and it's better than a Red Rider B.B. Gun

2009-02-27T16:01:47Z

http://www.youtube.com/user/weburlesque
ok so i don't know how to link

i only got to see snippets of the show and now i get to see it in all is sexy glory (now if i only had a sound card)holy fucking hell! i thought the show looked good from the wings, i'm suprised they didn't have to mop up after the show.

the great, the avarage and the ugly

2009-02-25T14:49:00Z

normally it's the good the bad and the ugly but follow along and see if this fits

ok so weekend started out on Thursday, why you ask well because i didn't sleep on Friday. so woke up Thursday for me, most of you call it Wednesday evening. went to work came home started packing for the weekend and picked my brother up from work. the sleep that should have happened didn't so i just went to work again. this brings us to Friday morning. shower finish packing and head to the hotel. arrive only 6 hours early. wander meet and greet people get set up and then i see what had to have been the best White Elephant Burlesque Society show to date. it was a best of show so i kinda stood to reason it'd be a hit. then saw Repo The Genetic Opera complete with shadow cast. liked the movie not a big fan of the cast some were good others not so much. i think our ladies would have been better that their choices but i might be bias.

so far this has hit on great (the show)and average (lack of sleep)

4am sleep was had 4-5 hours and i was revitalized. then it was run around some and prepare for Candyland Brothel VS T.I.T.S. a panel brought to you by The White Elephant Burlesque Society. I only had one thing i had to do and 2 i realized when i got there. the one thing was to carry off Jordana at a set time without hurting her or anyone else. the other two were keep people outside from making too much noise and to keep the doors clear for the aforementioned carrying. i had to tell the same people 4 time to clear the door, the fifth time i just carried Jordana out the door at them. the show seemed to go very well and everyone seemed to have a good time. then it was off to get set for "THE" show. now anyone who knows me knows i suffer from severe stage fright normally after several weeks of rehearsals and at least 2 shows under my belt i loosen up. well thats not quite how White Elephant works. we rehearsed twice and this was the only performance. i went about what needed to be done and relegated the screaming part of my brain to remembering everything i've ever read. that accomplished i helped Virus out of Regina and went to see as much of the show as i could. HOLY FUCKING HELL what i saw was amazing. not only did they blow the day before's show out of the water they did it with about 400+ people (more than Repo i might add)watching. then came our turn. i decided not to screw up Virus's performance by being self conscious so i just went with it. the only thing i think i can criticize was the bag falling onto Virus after she gutted me. i'll just have to wait for others to add constructive criticism to the act. (if theres any let me know if not cool beans) the high from that lasted the rest of the weekend.

that was also the great, the average was that i had a pulled muscle in my thigh from walking up 8 flights of stairs twice and knots in both shoulders causing a pinching in the nerves of my neck and back. but hey this is what i do at least i didn't have to wear armor all day.

i was tired for the trip home on sunday but still aglow. went to work drained but happy. it's when i got home Monday morning that things started heading south. for those who know my dad is in a physical rehab place to learn how to walk again after suffering nerve damage from having a plastic vein put in his leg to help circulation. well the weekend nurse screwed up and didn't follow the DR's orders. so he was in pain and swelling again. needless to say little sleep was had due to worrying. when i got home on Tuesday i found out the wound was infected. as of 7pm last night he was back at RWJ hospital due to have surgery again at 1pm today. if all goes well lots of pain and he heals, if not he loses his leg at about the hip.

there my friends is the ugly to top it off i'm broke until tomorrow. now to sleep until surgery time.

sigh

2009-02-16T15:06:16Z

ok so i survived another Black Day of 1000 deaths. so far dad isn't losing his leg and as usual i lost another tooth for no reason. i bit into a microwavable pizza and crunch. now for another lack of sleep day.

I've seen 156 out of 240 films

2009-01-24T18:23:03Z

Mark the movies you've seen. There are 240 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own facebook/lj/whatever account, paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total: 8

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Anchorman
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
( )Pan's Labyrinth
( ) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 15

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 23

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 32

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
( ) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
( ) Robots
Total so far: 37

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(x) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
(x) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG
Total so far: 42

( ) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris (DON'T JUDGE ME. BLAME MY STEP SISTER!!!)
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumb & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
( ) Flubber
Total so far: 48

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 52

( ) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 62

(x) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremacy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
(x) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 74

(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
( ) War of the Worlds(OLD VERSION)
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 82

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 91

(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
(x) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 105

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
( ) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
(x) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
(x) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total so far: 109

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 115

(x) Baseketball
(x) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
(x) House of 1000 Corpses
(x) Devils Rejects
( ) Elf
(x) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 120

(x) The Jacket
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail (i never saw the whole thing *dodges tomatoes*)
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total so far: 126

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
(x) Orgazmo
(x) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 134

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
(x) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
(x) The Hills Have Eyes
(x) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
(x) Re-Animator
(x) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 141

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 147

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
(x) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
(x) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Total so far: 156

Now put "I've seen # out of 240 films" in the subject line and repost it.

kurgan_lyonesse @ 2009-01-23T19:07:00

2009-01-24T00:09:54Z

so dads back from the Dr's and next week he will have a plastic vein installed in his leg, then the will decide if he needs to lose the foot and lower leg. i'm tired, hurt and broke but hey it beats the alternative.

kurgan_lyonesse @ 2009-01-13T07:58:00

2009-01-13T12:59:15Z

so everyone below me in seniority is now gone. no pressure.

dear life,

2009-01-11T18:22:52Z

dear life,
i'm sorry i forgot our relationship was supposed to be hate/hate. thanks for reminding me. i won't disappoint you again.

kurgan_lyonesse @ 2008-12-18T14:25:00

2008-12-18T19:29:42Z

ok, day 2no heat, this i the perfect way to get bettr when you feel sick. add to this the loud noises from the basement where the repair men are trying to "fix" the furnace and you get cold and exhausted joey.

well.....

2008-12-03T12:42:12Z

so i have not posted much of substance lately, there's a reason for that. not much happening. work home broke. that about sums it up. work is starting the lay offs so shit and now it hits the pre christmas ass suck. my dad may have had a stroke on thanksgiving. i've been up34ish hours and will be calling him in a few. it's my brothers birthday and for all i know he may not have his kids for christmas. so let the season begin.

again with the yoinked

2008-11-14T12:44:09Z

jinxvirus

Five Things...

I was Doing 10 Years Ago (1998)
1.NJ Ren Fest
2. living with big chris
3. being a Security Officer
4. driving to see an underage girl
5. trying to keep my hair long

Five Things on My To Do List Tomorrow:
1. see friends
2. game
3. sleep
4. drink
5. drive (before #4)

Five Snacks I Enjoy:
1. candy
2. energy drinks
3. pizza bites
4. nipples
5. fries

Five Things I Would Do If I Were a Millionaire:
1. pay off debt.
2. buy a house for each of my parents and siblings
3. take all of my single friends and those married ones who thought to have this disclaimer writen into their vows to korea
4. buy a mail order bride
5. found the Kurgan Lyonesse home for wayward girls complete with 24/7 security cameras

Five Places I Have Lived:
1. Milltown, NJ
2. Hopatcong, NJ
3. New Brunswick, NJ
4. East Brunswick, NJ
5. Camp Stanley, Korea

Five Jobs I Have Had:
1. folding women's underwear (Humanicare)
2. Security Officer (Wells Fargo & 1st Security)
3. warehouseman/janitor (Merck)
4. helicopter mechanic (Army)
5. how not to live your life (life)

yoinked again

2008-11-12T12:34:22Z

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

yoinked

2008-11-04T11:51:53Z

1. I've come to realize that my hair...
isn't as long as i want it

2. I've come to realize that my heart...
is just a muscle in my chest

3. I've come to realize that my job...
just might lay me off

4. I've come to realize that when I'm driving...
i get annoied easy

5. I've come to realize that I need...
to shit or get off the pot

6. I've come to realize that I have lost...
more than i ever wanted to

7. I've come to realize that I don't like when...
i'm alone which is most of my life

8. I've come to realize that the opposite sex...
are like other peoples belongings, i'm not allowed to touch

9. I've come to realize that money...
is always in short supply

10. I've come to realize that certain people...
only pretend to be certain

11. I've come to realize that I'll always be...
odd man out

12. I've come to realize that my significant other...
is out there somewhere having a great time without me

13. I've come to realize that my mom...
has been through hell

14. I've come to realize that my cell phone...
is missing

15. Before I went to sleep last night I realized...
i was still alone

16. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning...
yep still the same

17. I've come to realize that right now...
hat trick of lonely

18. I've come to realize that my dad...
is in worse shape than i thought

19. I've come to realize that when I get on livejournal...
i'm watching more than speaking

20. I've come to realize that today...
this country is going to be fucked no matter who wins

21. I've come to realize that tonight I'll be...
at work

22. I've come to realize that tomorrow is...
a concept i dream about but do nothing for

23. I've come to realize that I really want...
someone to love me as much as i have loved others

24. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this...
will also have stolen it from someone

25. I've come to realize that life...
is like a disaster, long periods of stagnation with brief boughts of extreme insanity

26. I've come to realize that my friends...
are crazy for putting up with me but i love them for it

kurgan_lyonesse @ 2008-10-28T16:20:00

2008-10-28T20:20:51Z

thank god for global warning......WTF